- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

vitamin c

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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