Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Anti Joke

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