- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Your mother is so fat.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

The government

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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