Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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