- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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