- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Women's rights

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

No

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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