- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

what came first the chicken or the chips

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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