- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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