Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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