- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

lipstick pig

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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