Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

THE GAME

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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