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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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