- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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