why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Communism hehe xd

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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