What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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