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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Christianity.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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