How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

You're a frog

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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