What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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