- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What did david give back? Nothing.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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