A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

mark is life

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

A man did not like this site

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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