- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

whats 7+4? 74

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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