- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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