- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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