- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What does water smell like? water.

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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