- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

kesha is a virgin.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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