-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

there once was a black man who played basketball

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

its funny cuz i laughed!

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

Long joke Your such a downey

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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