- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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