- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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