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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

shut up kobe!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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