When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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