Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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womens rights.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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