what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Anti Joke

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