Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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so the weather's nice...

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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potatoes

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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you gay?

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Anti Joke

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