There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

A women in the kitchen.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Barack Obama

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

PIED NINNY!

Anti-jokes are funny.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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