- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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