- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Obama walks into a hospital....

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Obama walks into a hospital....

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs