A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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John Cena

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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