How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What is the difference?

Why did the man die? He was old.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Tilt your screen back

Stealth baseballs record

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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