- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Women's rights

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

David Cameron

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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