- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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