What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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