Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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