Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

wael.. nuff said

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Your mom.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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