Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Rebecca Black

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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