Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Your mom.

wael.. nuff said

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Anti Joke

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