3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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call me maybe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Womens rights.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Anti Joke

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