Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

whats black and strange a paki

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Anti Joke

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