Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Male leadership.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Communism hehe xd

This joke is funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What's 9+10? 19.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Heskey time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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