- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Ben Corbishley

Tilt your screen back

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

NEVER

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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