- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

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