Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why did? Yes

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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