A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Anti Joke

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