What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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