A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Vagina cream... end of story

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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You have friends

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Who is John Galt?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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hi bye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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