What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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