sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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