A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

This is sparta No this is patrick

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Actually it was me Josh brown

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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