- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

wanna here a joke? you.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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