Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Chuck Norris is dead......

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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