Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

GOODBYE

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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