- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

why was the boy crying he had cancer

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Moral

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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