- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

whats worse than gill? nothing

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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