- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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