whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Your Mom

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Anything involving women..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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